hmm, rapture?

So there's some discussion in the Harold Camping part of the world that the rapture is in a few hours. (Actually, I believe it is supposed to have started in Australia and some of the farther reaches already.) Hum dum dum, am not terribly impressed; but if it were to happen, I should really like to cash in! Dibs on the megachurch nearest my house; but I'll be happy to share the loot with you, I don't need more than one flat screen TV.